Official thread for THEYOCHAT quotes!

[Reed_]

[2:59pm] kyo: well, yea
[2:59pm] Reed: thank you kyle
[3:03pm] Reed: I want cheese
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: wow
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: so
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: i totally
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: mixed those two lines up
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: "i want you kyle"
[3:03pm] tlh_insanse: "thank you cheese"

[Duffington]

(the person is rsj)

<cathead> soooo
<cathead> do you have any old brushes or combs you don't use anymore?
<cathead> I'm making a scarf
<theperson> what if
<theperson> i just shave my head
<theperson> and send you the hair?
<theperson> actually
<theperson> i like my hair
<theperson> i'll shave my pubes
<theperson> good enough?
<cathead> you sir are makinag dream come true
<theperson> that's what i do, cathead
<theperson> makinag dreams come true.

[Reed_]

[8:41pm] tlh_insanse1: babies in the front seat make accidents
[8:42pm] tlh_insanse1: accidents in the back seat make babies

[Ricks]

http://ricks937.com/quote/

add them there too perhaps?

[Reed_]

Yay! you set it up!

[Durfee]

[2:15pm] RSJ: you can say rape in here
[2:16pm] Durfee: RAPE!!
[2:16pm] Durfee was kicked from the chat room by RSJ. (don't say rape in here)

I'm still not sure whether it's safe for me to say the r-word, so I'm gonna stay away from it for a while. I think it's a rule that only applies to me.

[RSJ]

It's generally frowned upon, let's put it that way.

[Duffington]

<Ryan_D> so
<Ryan_D> what's this secret
<Ryan_D> i'm hearing about
<JamesBond> secret?
<Ryan_D> aha
<Ryan_D> pretending you don't know of the secret
<JamesBond> well
<Ryan_D> must be some secret
<Ryan_D> very secretive
<JamesBond> that depends on what secret you are referring to
<Ryan_D> you know which one
<Ryan_D> i'm on to you
<Ryan_D> and your secret
<JamesBond> ...crap
<Ryan_D> tell me your secret!
<JamesBond> you mean the secretive one?
<Ryan_D> i guess?
<Ryan_D> or else it wouldn't be a secret
<Ryan_D> so what's this secret
<JamesBond> indeed
<JamesBond> however
<Ryan_D> the secret is safe with me
<JamesBond> if I told you, it would no longer remain a secret
<JamesBond> thus making the fact that I have to guard a secret pointless
<JamesBond> and since I don't want to feel pointless
<JamesBond> my secretive secrets will remain secretive.
<Ryan_D> don't give me this
<Ryan_D> if you don't tell me
<Ryan_D> i will figure it out
<Ryan_D> and tell everyone
<JamesBond> I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
<Ryan_D> TELL ME YOUR SECRET SPONGEBOB SECRETPANTS!
<Ryan_D> ok, jokes aside
<JamesBond> LOOK
<JamesBond> jokes aside
<Ryan_D> i know your secret
<JamesBond> fair enough
<Ryan_D> admit it to me or i will tell everyone
<JamesBond> would you care to secretly divulge said secret so I may confirm its secrecy?
<Ryan_D> no
<Ryan_D> i am the one with the upper hand here
<Ryan_D> not you
<Ryan_D> you do as i say
<Ryan_D> or i will reveal said secret
<JamesBond> So you say you have the upper hand, but perhaps YOUR secret is that you know nothing of my secrets and wish to gain knowledge of them for further exploitation!
<Ryan_D> perhaps
<Ryan_D> or perhaps
<Ryan_D> I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOUR SECRET RIGHT NOW!
<Ryan_D> IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY
<JamesBond> You don't have the cojones.]
<Ryan_D> Really?
<Ryan_D> Try me.
* JamesBond tries.
<Ryan_D> Will you tell me the secret?
<JamesBond> ok. The secret is....I have no idea what secret you are referring to.
<Ryan_D> If this is how you want to play it...
<Ryan_D> now they know
<Ryan_D> the consequences are on your hands

*in general chat*
<Ryan_D> KILL-9 HAS A PAT BENETAR SHRINE IN HIS CLOSET LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
<Ryan_D> !!!11!1!1!
<kill-9> don't you mean a wii?

*back to private*

<JamesBond> I'm glad you cleared up one of kill-9's secrets
<JamesBond> I will rest safe knowing MY secrets are secure.
<Ryan_D> crap
<JamesBond> hahahaha
<Ryan_D> You win this round, James Bond!
<JamesBond> And every consecutive round, Goldfinger!

[Reed_]

[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: AC
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: is about
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: 14 years old
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: basically
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: if you asked him asl?
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: he'd say
[2:17pm] tlh_insanse: 14/f/cali

[Duffington]

<tobias> yo
<Ryan_D> yo yo
<tobias> who's all here?
<Ryan_D> look at the list
<tobias> duh but who's chattin
<Ryan_D> you
<Ryan_D> me
<Ryan_D> that's all we need baby
*** tobias has quit (Quit: Aloha)

[gordo]

(11:11:51 PM) gordo: ray
(11:11:57 PM) gordo: any luck with the coca cola bottle?
(11:12:27 PM) tlh_insanse: nope
(11:12:29 PM) tlh_insanse: im not worried
(11:12:39 PM) gordo: dude
(11:12:43 PM) gordo: just do a barrel roll
(11:13:01 PM) tlh_insanse: i tried that
(11:13:06 PM) tlh_insanse: over 9000 times
(11:13:11 PM) gordo: wow
(11:13:29 PM) gordo: well
(11:13:36 PM) gordo: i accidentally a potato one time
(11:13:40 PM) gordo: did a barrel roll
(11:13:42 PM) gordo: and i was fine
(11:14:30 PM) gordo: mmark
(11:14:36 PM) gordo: do you understand our situation?
(11:14:39 PM) mmark: yes?
(11:14:48 PM) mmark: with the coca cola bottle? nopes.
(11:14:58 PM) gordo: this is bad news
(11:15:09 PM) gordo: you need to educate yourself
(11:15:20 PM) gordo: in case you are stuck in this position one day
(11:15:24 PM) mmark: about a coca cola bottle
(11:15:29 PM) gordo: if you ever accidentally a coca cola bottle
(11:15:59 PM) mmark: if i 'what' a coca cola bottle
(11:16:07 PM) gordo: accidentally
(11:16:13 PM) mmark: drank it, threw it, etc.
(11:16:19 PM) gordo: ive never accidentally a coca cola bottle
(11:16:23 PM) gordo: but i can imagine
(11:16:28 PM) mmark: i bet you can.
(11:16:31 PM) gordo: after i accidentally a potato

[Reed_]

Arcbound: The point is you stick it in your mouth, chew it, and swollow it. It tastes good but when it's in your stomach it doesn't matter any more.
Ryan_L: on my side theres a profit :)

[gordo]

(12:57:11 AM) Reed: I accidently a puppy once
(12:57:14 AM) Reed: it hurt sooo bad
(12:57:21 AM) Reed left the room (Kicked by RSJ (RSJ)).

[gordo]

(1:04:58 AM) Micah: they are biting eachothers face lol
(1:05:00 AM) gordo: they are making out like crazy dude

If you were here for this event.

You will lol.

[Reed_]

GoldRanger: KICK PLOX
GoldRanger was kicked from the chat room by RSJ. (your wish is my command)

[Krisgoat]

<Krisgoat> hehe i havent been in here for a while - anything new?
<gsimian> um..Ricks came out....uh....bout it
<Krisgoat> bout wut?
<gsimian> trans gender
<Krisgoat> Ricks is a trany?
<gsimian> it was weird but really, it all makes sense if you think about it
<Krisgoat> oh ya that does make sense

<Krisgoat> how much do two fat ladys sell for?
<kyo> depends on what they're willing to do

[Luke Vader]

<NWD> gosh dang it
<NWD> my hands were stuck in a string formation, and i sneezed all over my yo and strings
<NWD> i think thats the first time ive lost a string to snot...
<Luke> haha

[jhb8426]

Eeeewwww, that's nasty.

[JeffreyPang911]

That one gave me a good laugh!

[Isaac]

<Reed> sooooo
<Reed> I ACTUALLY HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A GIRL THAT WAS HELLA FAT AND UGLY
<Reed> WASNT*
<Reed> ****