Official thread for THEYOCHAT quotes!

[icthus]

<mrcnja>: I doubt that would go over well
<Toad>: hit shirt says run dmt
<nosrepa>: i doubt my parents to talk about suck
<nosrepa>: my shirt !
<ike>: OMG nossy

[Ricks]

CarlG i have the FUNNIEST convo in chat ATM
CarlG its like...
CarlG well we are messing with an idiot
crown kinda like visiting here in reverse lol

[icthus]

Cornual is gonna go drop a clutch
<Cornual>: brb
<Cornual>: xP
<ike>: haha
<Krisgoat>: LOL!!!
<Krisgoat>: iloled irl
<Cornual>: haha

[jhb8426]

Hmmm, guess ya had to be there...

[Elephark]

<Logan> x^3 made a yoyo I wouldnt mind trying.
<Logan> oh wait nevermind
<Logan> read the specs wrong :/

[J_scap]

<Logan>: stock zeros are around 60g
<Logan>: youd have to use something heavy like steel
<finger>: right but gotta keep in mind vibe is a factor that has to be over come
<Ricks937>: huh?
<finger>: i was thinking tungston
<Logan>: that would work too.
<Jscap>: why not get dark matter?
<Jscap>: it's dence
<Logan>: > >
<finger>: because that involves black market dealings
<Logan>: haha
<Logan>: black market
<Logan>: dark matter
<finger>: for some reason they arent cool with that
<finger>: go figure
<Jscap>: well if worse comes to worse we could use my skull, i think it's just as dence
Logan notices all the puns
<Logan>: yeah mr adam huber
<finger>: now thats an idea!
<Logan>: or we could use kanye west's ego.
<Logan>: but that might make it too heavy.
<Logan>: or charlie sheens.
<finger>: for using kanye wests name you get a nut shot.
<Logan>: hahaha
<Jscap>: just use a single mm width ring, that'll do the trick
<Logan>: not even in a satircal sense?
<finger>: hide your photo or i will find you and you will be hurt
<Logan>: you'll forget by then
<Logan>:
<finger>: period.
<finger>: damn me and my getting old
<Jscap>: semi colon
<finger>: i have semi colon cancer
<finger>:
<Logan>: it hurts to poop
<Jscap>: are my puns giving them to you?
<Logan>: period.
<Jscap>: still a semi colon
<finger>: pun spelled backwards is nup...
<finger>: thatll be e-nup of that
<Jscap>: when theyo chat gets bored

[DILL]

<Jscap>: I just got the most evil idea ever
<Jscap>: get a yoyo that the bearing seat fits snugly into the bearing right
<Jscap>: take the axle out when you go to a competition, and when someone asks to use it just tell them to be careful it's a rare one that's hard to find
<Jscap>: and when they go to use it. split! CLANG CLANG CLANG
<DILL>: Thats not very evil
<Jscap>: well not if they're a sociopath
<DILL>: There is a lot of wrong in this world and that all you could come up with
<yo_shi>: why would they ask you to use your yoyo then?
<mgodinez>: ^
<DILL>: you need to cause great suffering
<mgodinez>: i.e. infect a yo yo w/ swine flu, and pass it around the venue.
<DILL>: leave in a wake of nuclear fire
<Jscap>: fine, take the axle out of their yoyo which has the seats that fit snugly in the bearing
<DILL>: your not dreaming big enough

[Ricks]

@mgodzilla exactly...i'm like - unless your designin' a flux capacitor...it's gigawatt idiot.

[WildCat23]

<PlasticWhip> I'm thinking of dying a white big ben
<PlasticWhip> What colors should I do?
<mgodinez> white...

[WildCat23]

<Jscap>: I just got the most evil idea ever
<Jscap>: get a yoyo that the bearing seat fits snugly into the bearing right
<Jscap>: take the axle out when you go to a competition, and when someone asks to use it just tell them to be careful it's a rare one that's hard to find
<Jscap>: and when they go to use it. split! CLANG CLANG CLANG
<DILL>: Thats not very evil
<Jscap>: well not if they're a sociopath
<DILL>: There is a lot of wrong in this world and that all you could come up with
<yo_shi>: why would they ask you to use your yoyo then?
<mgodinez>: ^
<DILL>: you need to cause great suffering
<mgodinez>: i.e. infect a yo yo w/ swine flu, and pass it around the venue.
<DILL>: leave in a wake of nuclear fire
<Jscap>: fine, take the axle out of their yoyo which has the seats that fit snugly in the bearing
<DILL>: your not dreaming big enough

@J_scap; if I ever see you at a competition, remind me never to accept on of your throws.

[Elephark]

<Logan> i wish there was a clicker for stupid

[Elephark]

<Cornual> I don't have the beard to freestyle to that song

[Cornual Toad]

<aperson> there we go Pest
<aperson> maybe I was off on the russian sarcasm bit
<aperson> I was confusing you with other asians
<Pest> omg
<aperson> do russians like being called asians?

[mrcnja]

<ExAzrael> so i noticed my green/silver a la mode
<ExAzrael> is happy
<ExAzrael> http://i.imgur.com/NRbpO.jpg
<mgodzilla> hehe?nice ez.
<mrcnja> I'm really not seeing it
<ExAzrael> O_o
<ExAzrael> you don't?
<mgodzilla> lol
<mgodzilla> i'm sorry?but ninja' not seein' somethin' happy. the irony.

*** Two minutes pass ***

<mrcnja> oh
<mrcnja> ohh!!
<mrcnja> I see it now
<CarlGel> *slow clap*
<ExAzrael> hahahaha
<mrcnja> I was looking at the body lines of the yo-yo, not the splash
<ExAzrael> ahh okay
<ExAzrael> haha
<CarlGel> MAYBE HE DOESNT RECOGNIZE HUMAN EMOTIONS BECAUSE HE ISNT HUMAN!
<ExAzrael> to be fair, ninjas don't have emotions.

[Ricks]

<Cutty> and jason, we cool?
<mgodzilla> two things...
<mgodzilla> this stays b/n us?this ain't nobody's dang business.
<Cutty> what do you mean?
<Ricks937> quote from a movie
<Ricks937> s/jason/marcellus/
<mgodzilla> hehe.
<mgodzilla> indeed...
<Ricks937> ^5
<mgodzilla> ^5
<Cutty> re you talking about me referring to mrcnja as jason?
<Ricks937> "Marcellus, we cool?"
<Ricks937> "two things..."
<mgodzilla> lmao
<mgodzilla> i gonna call a couple of hard pipe hittin' brothers?to go to work on the holmes here.
<Ricks937> "this stays between you and me, this aint nobodies maryland farming business"
<mgodzilla> w/ a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
<mgodzilla> lol!
<Cutty> im so lost
»» Cutty facepalms
<Ricks937> Kurrikov: I believe you are in need of schooling some folks
»» mgodzilla nods w/ arms folded...
<Kurrikov> sure, but we're going to need shotguns
<Ricks937> hehe
<Cutty> and katanas?
<Cutty>
<Kurrikov> No.
<Cutty> :(
<Ricks937> *goes to get his watch off the kangaroo stand*
<Kurrikov> not for this kind of deal
<mgodzilla> lol
<Cutty> well kurrikov, i just so happen to know where a wide variety of firearms in the shotgun variety
<Ricks937> nope
<Ricks937> You've only got Mr. 9mm
<Cutty> wrong, my father happens to be...
<Ricks937> What, does he have a gold yam hand cannon?
<Cutty> no?
<mgodzilla> haha
»» Cutty facepalm
<mgodzilla> it was a moment of divine intervention...

[Cornual Toad]

<CarlGel> Ricks should get lifealert.
<Ricks937> Mhmmm
<Ricks937> You should get a can of shutup

[Ricks]

Cornual: just because you're only spitting distance from not standing in knee deep turds
Cornual: doesn't make it you magically not standing in knee deep turd
Cornual: how 'bout this..
Cornual: if PA were the bog of eternal stench, I would be tainted forever

[Ricks]

Double post, but whatev's worth bumping for:

"mgodzilla ripped a telephone pole outta the ground...tore of a 76 ball from a gas station sign.
»» mgodzilla started playin' kendama.
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla been havin' the hiccups all day.
mgodzilla battalion of Japanese tanks tried to flank me earlier.
»» mgodzilla went to breathe fire on 'em - but hiccuped.
mgodzilla now I've got the worst case of heartburn.
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla I feel like I have a femur lodged in my throat or somethin'...
mgodzilla contrary to media information...me and King Kong are actually good friends.
mgodzilla goin' to his place for thanksgivin'...
mgodzilla apparently, we're havin' natives for dinner.
mgodzilla he's still a lil' heart broke over some blonde human...I tried to tell him.
mgodzilla we eat 'em k-man...we don't love 'me.
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla just got back from the Japanese autumn games...stomped on a bunch of track and field runners.
mgodzilla now I got athlete's foot.
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla once, as a baby Dino mutant...my dad took me to the top of mt. Fuji.
mgodzilla he pointed off into the distance at a village of Japanese. and says to me - you see them down there son? what do you think we should do?
mgodzilla and I'm like - let's run down there and eat 'em.
mgodzilla he says - wrong! why run down and eat a few...when you can walk down and eat the whole village.
mgodzilla life lessons in the life of 'Zilla...
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla the presidential election got me to thinkin' - I'm neither democrat nor republican.
mgodzilla I'm an equal opportunity people eater.
mgodzilla rawr!
mgodzilla by the way...anyone seen Mothra around?
mgodzilla I understand that fool is still talkin' nonsense 'bout me.
mgodzilla like the first beat down I gave him wasn't 'nough.
mgodzilla imma send him back to the cocoon.
mgodzilla rawr!"